Letterboxd release list of garbage films beloved of their shitty userbase

In the first edition of Journal, a new online magazine they launched by Photoshopping the title into a scene from Amelie where the character learns of Princess Diana’s death at a newsstand covered in images of the freshly-deceased royal, cinephile cesspit Letterboxd has revealed the “50 highest risers” in the site’s ten year existence. That is, “the 50 films with the biggest upward trend in critical regard throughout our first decade.” That is, the shit that its popular userbase of humourless, dull reviewers have given five stars so as to bravely reclaim 2009’s Hannah Montana: The Movie from “monocultural critics from gatekeeper organizations.”

The list includes such unjustly-underlooked gems as:

• White Chicks (2004)
• Bratz (2007)
• Spice World (1997)
• Another Cinderella Story (2008)
• Collateral Beauty (2016)

Once again big data proves to be a powerful thermometer for measuring the cultural climate, by revealing a lot of Letterboxd users came of age in the late 90s/early 00s and are largely insufferable.

A full appreciation of Letterboxd is forthcoming to Cinebloc.