Things you could do with a German Dan Stevens android

1. Go to Berghain
2. Get him to read you canonical works of literature (Goethe, Mann, Schnitzler) in the original German
3. Have him provide live translation of a bootleg copy of The Guest you bought on a market stall in Neukölln
4. IRL Citymapper for navigating the U- and S-bahn
5. Ask him to explain how Charles Dickens invented Christmas
6. Do some of the fun dance routines from Legion, but in German
7. Buy two portions of currywurst but you get to eat both, because he’s a robot
8. Sex

I’m Your Man is released in cinemas 13 August 2021.